Fart talk and McDonalds

Sammy taking a picture of him making fart noises!

Yes friends, you read that correctly. I have a few comments on Farts and McDonalds. Let me just share some morning comments with you.

First of all I'm enjoying some wonderful coffee. My children are prancing around saying the funniest things.

1. We hear this huge fart and all of a sudden the kids are laughing..."Oooooh Mommy Farted." I ignore. "Mommy is a farter." I ignore and realize I just need more coffee. Ok...the boy is behind the couch I'm sittingin. NEWSFLASH.. My boy has figured out how to make fart noises iwth his mouth! Delightful!!!!! They just crack up!

2. My sweet precious Ava comes over. She's glistening from the sun from the pool yesterday. She just has golden highlights streaming from her hair. Then out of her sweet lips comes the phrase, "Mommy, my feet smell like McDonalds!" I look at her and say really. She then says,"I know they do, becaused I smelled them!" Lovely!

3. "Hey Mommy! I think I'm going to crawl in the suitcase and disappear." the boy yells. I look up at him with that look. "Just say OoooooooKKKKK Mommy. " Looking at him still he takes that as a yes. "Yes!!!!! he Yellls! Ok, don't worry Mommy..It will be fun" The suitcase was just emptied because the hubby came home last night from being away for a few day.

4. Finally, one last thing. The boy gets out of the suitcase and goes potty. No biggie, right? Then he yells, "Hey Mommy...did I get all the poop out of my butt!"

And so the day begins!!!! :)
XOXO
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