Friday, November 25, 2005

That Damn Turkey!

EDIT UPDATE: I'M CONVINCED IT WAS THE SPICING UP OF THE TURKEY. i EMPTIED ALL OF THE JUNK OUT OF MR. TOM TURKEY. I TOTALLY WASHED MY HANDS. I'M CRAZY LIKE THAT. THE THING IS...I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY REALLY GOT SICK. REESES GOT ICKY BECAUSE I THINK HE SNAGGED A BONE!!! SOOOOO, I RUBBED THE SPICES ON AND RUBBED RUBBED RUBBED MR. TURKEY. SOOOOOO LET ME SAY..IT KNOCKED ME FOR A LOOP. I DID GET TO COSTCO AND MISSED NOTHING! I HAVE MADE WONDERFUL TURKEYS AND THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE...SO GO FUCKING FIGURE!!!!!

I sure could use a little ZEN...right about now. After my Turkey fiasco I'm even contemplating Peta's answer to Turkey.

You read it correctly...Damn Turkey! I sit here this morning, typing, sipping coffee that doesn't even taste good...and I'm in pain. I was up with the man next to me, and the big dog..rolling and hurting, grabbing my tummy...and feeling like death. The only only only thing it could be ....the turkey. Holy Hell is all I can say.

What happened. It wasn't me! I'm telling you it had to be the turkey itself. After making my way downstairs and looking this shit up on the computer...it's looking like the bacteria in the turkey doesn't just "cook off" like in chicken. So, here I am...food poisoning...and feeling like crap. Ugh...I'm not even shopping right now, which shows anyone...the mama isn't feeling well.

Hey...the pies were yummy, though. :) The whole dinner was yummy. I'm just sad it was a complete crap shoot! LOL. The kids seem fine, but then again who knows. Ok the bitching is over..I'm going to have some pepto right now...and see If I feel better.
UGH. UGH. UGH.
xoxo
Christie

8 comments:

Mathieu said...

sorry to hear about that.


get that pepto, fast. ;)

food poisonning. ugh. ugh

my two cents said...

Aw, hunny, that sounds AWFUL! I'm so sorry.

I've never cooked a turkey in my life - and now I'm not too inclined to, either!

Didn't get out at 5am to shop. More like 9am. Didn't get the laptop. DAMN. But an employee at Wal-Mart said it was chaos and there was even a fight! I'm glad I didn't bother. Did get some good deals for the kids, though. :-)

Hope you're feeling better soon!

(((((HUGS!)))))

LizzieDaisy said...

Oh Christie!! I'm SOOOOO sorry! Hope you feel better soon. Fights... cursing and shoving and throwing things - someone rammed her cart into someone cause she took a beanbag thing she wanted so the lady actually GAVE it to her (said she was scared), personally I woulda at least chucked it at her face, right? hee... at our Wal-Mart. I know I was there!! You can read about it (it'll take forever) and it'll feel just like you were there. You missed nothing. Ugh. And it was FREEZZZZZZING!!!

I'm sad for you though. Nasty turkey. Blah. That's why the boy cooks mine. I wouldn't know what to do with the bugger. :)

gentle huggles... moi

Mama Duck said...

Sorry to hear that the turkey didin't, ummm, agree with you. Maybe he was ticked because he was the main course and not a guest!?!? ;)

Marie said...

Oh my gosh, that's terrible! I'm sorry you got so sick, girl. :( I hope you are feeling much better today. That SO sucks.

Jewl said...

That sucks chicky, sorry! Hope you are on your way to feeling better!

Peanutt said...

Aww! I'm so sorry that you were feeling so ill!! I think it has been going around though, my brother and his wife both sick with the flu and the little boy down the street sick with the flu as well! That just sucks beans!!!!
I miss you honey!

Dottie said...

Oh hun, how awful! Feel better soon! I was just really blah this year so DH took us out to eat. We had planned on going to SC to see my new niece but since we had all been ill, we had to nix that. Can't get the little one sick. All family was somewhere else so now turkey cooking for me!
I did have a couple of Pina Coladas though! :)