Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Epiphany!

If you read the blog post below this one, from yesterday, and the comments you'll notice something very naughty with all of us! We soooooo know how to work our men.

It's easy my Bloggin' Babes! They're all the same. With the promise of one little BJ...they'll give us anything. MD would ask for more spending money...me too. Liza..she gets little her guy to stop at the store. Dottie agrees with the power our little mouths hold. LOL!

I'm cracking up just thinking about it!

I dare you to ask for something big. Promise a BJ...and see what they do!

Then...tell us if you actually had to do the deed. LOL!

PS..Only in porns do women actually pretend to enjoy it with such pleasure!
Come on...I dare you all.

I'm off to rest my brain now. I was the volunteer mommy Room Mom. Yes... a mommy with my mouth is in there as the Domestic Goddess twice a week. Yep, oh and I do the Box Tops 4 Education program. So now I'm going to rest my poor head from my hard day of volunteering. (yes...what a life.)
Love you guys,
XOXO
C

19 comments:

Cat said...

Hmmm I think I already did this yesterday, I offered, while asking to go ahead and make an offer on this house! of course he got it! and guess what we did this Morning?
we made an offer. Hmmm does that count? LOL

ThoughtsGalore said...

Ok...So you got a house! I think you're in the lead baby and I'm not sure we're going to be able to compete with that!

Wooohooo for you sweetie! A house!!! I'm so happy for you.
xoxo
C

LizzieDaisy said...

It's a conspiracy... what the boys promising you to even suggest that we do such a thing?! :) LOL...

My hub would rather have sex (and honestly, I don't suck at them, well I do, but ya know what I mean! Hee). I think he's the only guy out there... but oh well, we still mix it up. :)

ThoughtsGalore said...

Wow Lizzie! LOL. Well La Di Da! (we do have good guys...i know)

I love sex..let's not get me wrong. It's just that I think it's funny how he gets great sex and he still is constantly begging for one!
xoxo

Liza said...

LMAO! I can't stop laughing at the things we do to get our men to do things for us! I've said "i'll give you sex" and "i'll give you a bj" for so many things, but i've probably only followed through on like 30% of them. But even then, just the thought of the possibility of any of those things is enough to get what I want lol. Whoever said sex can be used as a weapon was right :) You crack me up!!

Cat said...

It isn't a done deal yet. lol but we are in the process! ;)
thanks! I will let you know when I start using the new blogger blog. hard to stop using Amomintheswamp! lol

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[Mat] said...

Ok, TMI now.

We do something else. Because I know that she wouldn't promise one. And if she did, it would sound fake coming from my gf.

We count orgasms. Strange but true. Right now, I'm -2 and she's +2. We started doing it for fun and just kept at it. So let's say she gets in the minus, she has a pretense(reason, not sure at the word and don't want to look it up at this hour) to ask me to do pretty much what she wants.

I know, I know. TMI.

ThoughtsGalore said...

!!!!! Counting Orgasms!

You guys..We're sooooo bad.

Liza said...

Oh jeese, now I have an overwhelming urge to keep track of orgasms now. Thanks Mat :P

mommyov5 said...

Omg I am Lmao here. i love reading your blog I just never know what to expect :-)

Jewl said...

Mine ALWAYS keeps track... I don't get it. And YES he will agree to anything...LOL When he's home that is...

Wethyb said...

When I offer, he def jumps on it cuz I don't EVER do it! Actually I promised him one maybe a month ago if he did some things around the house. He couldn't do them fast enough! Then, to top it off, I didn't even end up doing it!! LOL. I'll try it again, but I can't promise I'll post because my MIL reads the 'ol blog :)

You guys get to count your orgasms?? Is that in one session or over the course of a month?? LOL.

Curator said...

Hehe, too funny.

(keeping my mouth shut on this one)

Cheers.

ThoughtsGalore said...

Mat and his hunny count theirs! LOL!

[Mat] said...

I knew that would be a little incentive.

LOLOL

Sorry LIZA!

Choppzs said...

I so love reading your blog. I sit here at my computer laughing like a big ol' ass to myself and I am sure people can hear me out in the street!!

The last thing I got out of my hubby for a BJ was a new cell phone. Yep, I called him up and told him I wanted to go to the store and pick out a new phone. He said no because he wanted one too. I specifically pointed out that he didn't need one because his wasn't broken and mine was a (the screen didn't work, but the phone still did! lol) so I told him if he let me go and get one, I would return the favor that night. He immediately told me to head to town and have fun!! lol I got the new phone, and never had to return the favor!! lol

Marie said...

That is so funny but true. There is definitely power in the BJ. ;) If I had someone to give a BJ too, I'd put your theory to the test. lol

[Mat] said...

Seriously what's the deal with that. You girls don't like giving head.

Poor you if we didn't do that once in a while. Then there would be no point in counting. (for some girls)

anyways... Maybe I'm just a little bit too horny. I should have medication

Mama Duck said...

I want Sugar Daddy to get his eyebrows plucked or waxed. I promised sex everyday for a month.

He denies me saying, "You'll probably say that since we had it for a month you're paid up for the rest of the year."

Dammit he's smart.