Monday, October 17, 2005

Conversation With The Candy Man About Money 3,999!

Me..Hunny, I forgot...I need $75 for preschool tomorrow, because they said we didn't pay the resource fee.

CM..When did you find out?!

ME..Ugh, last Thursday. If you look on the caller ID..I swear it was Thursday (really Wed., but what's a day.)

CM..Ok Here's the check, but hunny you need to give me a little more notice.

ME..Hunny I soooo will.

Me..Ummmmm hunny...I have to buy Sammy's class pictures tomorrow.

CM..CHRIST..What the hell else does that school want me to pay?

ME..Hunny..It's Church..I don't think saying Christ is going to help things.

CM..Here's your money. Now...Do I get sex for this?!

ME..Ummmmmmm...anything to not get the lecture baby. :)

CM..Ok..now let me watch the Colts get their ass kicked!
BTW..I really need a BJ..too

ME..I bet you do baby. Oh and do you have any cash hunny...I ran out of my money early, because I needed to get some extra fabric. (a look from him)...I'm just trying to make the house look cute..

CM..I for sure get a BJ tonight.

*****Ok my Blogging Babes..who wants to bet me that he'll fall asleep before sex is even an issue. :)****

18 comments:

Jewl said...

LMAO... Why are all Marine's so Anal about their money? Well, most are anyway... Mine has a detailed list of where all his money is going pay check to pay check!!
So, fill us in... Did he fall asleep?

Wethyb said...

So did he fall asleep????? What is it w/ men and BJ's?? LOL.

ThoughtsGalore said...

He fell asleep...but woke up. However...no BJs needed.

He'd die if he knew I was advertising his BJ requests linked to money! LOL! It's sooo true, though!!!!!

[Mat] said...

BJ.

They're just so good. TMI. I know.

LOL.

ThoughtsGalore said...

BBs..Mat has just told us the secret of the BJs.
"They're just sooooo good."

Mat hunny...I can only imagine it would be. :)

LizzieDaisy said...

Thanks for the mucho needed giggle girlfriend... can only imagine that convo. We have a joint account which I own so that doesn't work for me. Bummer. Cause if there was anything in it, I'd trade him his money back for something for ME!! Hee...

Guys like BJ's? Really? No way... ha.

Christie said...

lmao!

Lucky Lum said...

good girl!
I surprised my hubby with a $200 grocery bill last night. I'm usually very thrifty so he didn't get that mad If only he knew what I really spent that extra money on... expensive wine, cheese, organic crackers, lipstick...all stuff for me!

[Mat] said...

It's just the thruth...

You girls just don't know how much. Unfortunately.

Mama Duck said...

Damn girl, for a BJ I would have spring for a little extra spending cash.

But...that's just me.

Choppzs said...

I swear, it must be some man virus that's going around or something. That's all I have been hearing about lately "Do I get sex for this?" , "Honey, tonight if I wash up before bed will you give me a BJ?" lol I swear If I hear him say the word sex, or hear more damn begging I am going to "accidentally" knee him really hard in the crotch when we go to sleep tonight (OH sorry Honey, I was having one of those scary pregnancy dreams lol) and I hope you got lucky and your hubby fell asleep, cause mine will pin his eyes open just to wait for me to come to bed so I don't fall asleep before him!!! LOL, so funny to be able to talk about this, my hubby would kill me too!!!

Fej said...

BJ? I have a cousin with that nickname, but I'm lost here otherwise.

Liza said...

LMFAO I promised Chris a BJ if he went to the store for me and got cat litter...

Dottie said...

LOL! Oh what the promise of a BJ will get us girls! LOL There really is a power there! HA

Cat said...

ROFLMAO... god he sounds like my hubby! lol TOO FUNNY GIRL.

Kari said...

LMAO!! I love this post! All men are the same!
Poor fej, LOL.
I likes Choppz hubby, "....if I wash up before bed..." Too funny!

Curator said...

LOL, that was funny.

Cheers.

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