My little sister is a screaming liberal! That has to be said and understood before I post this. I never pass on the jokes and things...but this had me spitting coffee out. Too funny......
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are
flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the
Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could
throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make
somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could
throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of
course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the
window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
"Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw
the three of them out the window and make 56 million
people really happy."