Life is back to normal. Hubby is working, I'm being the Mommy and the kids ask when we're going to the pool every 5 minutes (literally.)
A few thoughts for the day...
*Who else is their Mother's Therapist? It's exhausting. Trust me.
*How many bikini wearing Mama's are there out there? I don't know. I want to wear one, but for some reason regardless of the hot body or not body...a bikini at a kids pool just doesn't make sense to me. I'm soooooo far from a prude...trust me, but showing off the abs for the kids...I don't get it. What's up with advertising yourself as a MILF? Now, if I were at a beach with adults or tanning, on a cruise...that would be soooo different. With my luck my son would hop on my back and my boobies would come flying out.
*Why do I hate bubbles and having the kids blow them all over the deck? Hmmm maybe because I'm the one who ends up blowing them all the time and the sticky hands are just all over the mommy.
*Who has discovered drink a nice Riesling is a wonderful way to unwind at night. It doesn't hit like a red wine...it's just smoothe, light, and slightly sweet.
*Why must my boy continually check to see if his penis is present? LOL!!!! Help me now!
*Hmmmm...oh and let me say...I got in my 10,000 steps yesterday!!!!!!! I did 3.8 miles on the treadmill.
Nothing else really...that's enough!
XOXO
CHristie
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OK, my mother is a lunatic, so i pretty much want to jump off a building when I talk to her on her off days. I understand the issues she has (and trust me, she has some good reasons to be the way she is), but yes...very draining.
Ummm, I picked out a bikini this year but have yet to wear it in public. I keep meaning to post a picture of it (NOT with me in it!) and chat about it...maybe tomorrow. Anyway, no buff abs here, I just haven't found a super cute one-piece (back to the whole teeny bopper or grandma style discussionof weeks gone by) yet.
Congrat on the 3.8 miles! Woooohoooo!!
Boy and their penises are a VERY delicate subject. Remember...they ARE men in training!
LOL, girl! Your post cracked me up...especially this line referring to wearing a bikini: "with my luck my son would hop on my back and my boobies would come flying out" hehehe
My mom has stopped using my as her therapist for the most part, thankfully. I don't like it when she (or my dad) vent to me about the other.
Mmmm...I love to drink a good Riesling on a summer evening. I like Kendall Jackson's Riesling.
By the way, I tagged you to complete a meme when you get the chance! ;) Hugs, Me
Cat, you crack me up! lol
Yeah, I like drinking a Reisling wine in the afternoon or early evening. It has the tiniest hint of sweetness, it's light and refreshing. Good stuff! :-)
Thank God I'm not the only one with a lunatic. I mean she is certifiable but she's been up up up up for a week, so I knew the down was coming.
I timed one call last week where I didn't say a word except for uh huh...or mmmm...wow...or really. LOL..it was for 24 minutes!
Ok..and I bought one too.. but I'm telling you the boy and girl are all over me in the pool. My Y is totally a country club Y it's too funny. I'm not complaining, but it's just too funny to see the mommies in teeny weenies with the kids all over and the boobies do pop out! I swear. I do have a cute one piece...but it's taken forever to find it!
I'm too paranoid with the little ones in the water to just tan without a worry.Some of the moms are apparently much more relaxed! It makes me nervous! LOL. Go figure ...me nervous!
TTFN
Christie
I love the every 5 minute bug mom routine!!! LOL My kids do the same thing! I have learned I can't EVER tell them too far in advance of going anywhere!
And I must have lucked out, cuz my kids aren't winkie touchers. LOL (Though I have caught the oldest tenting a few times---he would so KILL me for saying that!) Talk about embarassing!
Should we start calling you mommy "sticky hands"?
Have a good one!
I wear a bikini with boy bottoms no matter where I'm swimming, because I'd rather show off my belly than my butt, lol! But I have to watch or the little mister just about pulls the bottoms off sometimes!
Ummm, there is noooo way you are gonna see me in a bikini, that would be scary! Life is back to normal here too, glad everything is going good!
All this bikini talk...
Your son is just checking, like we all naturally do, to make sure everything is fine. I thought I was some sort of wierdo too until I had a son, I swear he picked up all of the same habits all on his own.
Have a good holiday weekend!
Boobies? What boobies??? I'd be lucky if I had 'nuf stuff to come flying out! LMAO!
I often wonder why my 7 y.o. has to always grab at it too to check if its there....I always ask him "nicholas, do you have to go to the bathroom?" He always says "no" so I have to tell him to quit grabbing his stuff. LOL.
Have a great day!
LOL you crack me up! Glad someone around here can still wear a bikini. I might be mistaken for a tiger on the African safari so I'm staying waaaaay far away from a two piece in the near future! LOL!
Reislings are the perfct stand alone wine!
And why do you think guys take their kids to pools? They're hoping for popping-outs!
And lots of penises have a mind of their own, soemtimes you have to check to make sure it didn't run off! :O)
I want a treadmill soooo bad.
I am a BWM (bikini wearing mom) also. Mostly b/c I look horrible in a one-piece, have never found one that worked for my body type.
Hey congrats on 10,000 steps!!
And I love Reisling too! What I usually order when we go out to dinner.
Okay, I'm with the bikini wearing mommies....well, sorta...does boy shorts and a tankini count? Not to mention, I can't stand one-pieces!
Mmmmm, wine.....Grace has been a handful all night and work carried over to home, so I'm in some serious need of a good drink!
Way to reach your 10,000 steps!! That's awesome!
ahhhh.... the Bikini Subject. sounds like a foreign film, eh?
I'd love to wear one, and might even be able to pull one off... (I don't look horrible... and definitely better than a lot I've seen) but I have yet to find one that will hold the jugs in place. even XL tops are looking like pasties at a strip joint.
So til I'm done milking the kid... I'm ok with a 1-piece. Like you said... i'm at a KID'S pool... not on a cruise or vacation... and oh yeah... not being in my 20's anymore has something to do with it, too.
(sorry I'm rambling so much... I've been gone so long... I have too much to type!!)
Mother??? sing it with me, sister.... I should get money from mine. at least free drink coupons or SOMETHING.
ok... I'm done. time to get caught up on reading!
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