Boom Chicka Bow Bow Humm to yourself.
Hubby goes to Urologist for chronic "twin" paint. Yep it's a horible side effect of the infamous Vasectomy or better known as the "snip snip" in our house.
Ok so after a million tests the doctor finally says:
You have a few options.
1 Deal with the chronic pain for the rest of your life.
2 Have the one twin removed and replaced with a silicone ball. You'll never know the difference.
3 Reattach the tube and have a fully working system again. (hence baby making ability.)
or
HIS FAVORITE
4 Just have sex all the time as a form of therapy because you have some strong swimmers!
That's right my friends my hubby's doctor told him that it's perfectly normal for daily sex/relief because he has such strong swimmers (yep i know 3 kids without any planning.)
Hmmmmmm....lucky lucky me. I told him I soooooo get something out of all of this. So what does he do? HE ORDERS THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL! That's right PB Channel is the ultimate foreplay for a man, I GUESS. He says it's the best $15 a month he can imagine spending.
Thanks Mr. Urologist. The joy and pleasure you've brought to my life. Ugh. LOL. I love sex, but fuck me already!
So, I come down this morning and get the kids off to school. I sit down for the yummy coffee/Today show ritual. I click on my Tivo, because it's always tivo'd and what do I see. .....FWI it's the raunchiest show on PBTV.
I sure hope the kids didn't click on it instead of Curious George! HOLY CRAP! Ok, I'm laughing but seriously..LOL. I just don't think men have a clue, or maybe it's just mine. :)
xoxo
C
