The Most Awesome...

Yes, I know about brows. I just hate paying for someone to do them and I refuse to overpluck.

This is the thing. I went to Ulta today and found this little Gem. I was so excited I even broke them out in the car. Not to worry no one was around. LOL.
I just did one the brow. OMG!!!!

I'm telling you...IT F-Ing works.

Ok..so go buy it.



And Lizzie! Your email was burried in my bulk mail. I emailed you back! I miss you. So email me already oh and you do need to get a cleaning lady! Pronto!
xoxo
C

SPF Fridge and the mini-me!

I can't believe SPF has been around for two years?! Have we been hanging around sharing every embarassing detail of our lives for that long???? Hmmm At Least!

I cheated on this one. My kids are totally into Self-Portraits! Everytime I pick up my camera I'm bound to find a few on the camera. So here's the young girl's SP and the fridge (found last week!)


Enjoy the weekend!
Enjoy your kids!
Enjoy the Sun!
Watch a good movie!
Relax!
Work on a good project!

That's what I'll be doing this weekend. Go for it...try a few yourself!

This one's for you Ms. Perfect.

Dear Ms. Holier Than Thou...

First I'm going to thank you so much for taking such a vested interest in my children. Thanks for looking me in my face with your fake smile and telling me how their lifestyle (marine father)isn't going to to make them confident, stable, happy children. Hmmmmm. Really?

Let me start by saying that I have three of the greatest, really normal,really happy, yes stable, totally funny, screamers at one another when pissy,surprisingly really smart and great at math (with me for a mother) and they're totally adaptable to so many situations.

I have amazing kids.

Next time you want to be condensending, bitchy or just mean...save your breath. My husband protects our country, works his ass off, makes a nice nice living, enjoys life, and won't talk politics if you paid him. He loves his children, oh and me...and I'm very proud of him. Move to Canada (no offense my Canadian friends), Mexico...Europe...anywhere if you really feel that our military is that horrible.

Get a hobby. Clean your house. Learn to sew. Try Gardening. Stop worrying about others. That's it. Nothing more. Enjoy your "Perfect" day.

EDIT:NOTHING TO DO WITH MY POST BELOW. ALEC BALDWIN IS JUST A FUCKTARD!

Boom Chicka Bow Bow Humm to yourself.
Hubby goes to Urologist for chronic "twin" paint. Yep it's a horible side effect of the infamous Vasectomy or better known as the "snip snip" in our house.

Ok so after a million tests the doctor finally says:

You have a few options.

1 Deal with the chronic pain for the rest of your life.
2 Have the one twin removed and replaced with a silicone ball. You'll never know the difference.
3 Reattach the tube and have a fully working system again. (hence baby making ability.)

or
HIS FAVORITE
4 Just have sex all the time as a form of therapy because you have some strong swimmers!

That's right my friends my hubby's doctor told him that it's perfectly normal for daily sex/relief because he has such strong swimmers (yep i know 3 kids without any planning.)

Hmmmmmm....lucky lucky me. I told him I soooooo get something out of all of this. So what does he do? HE ORDERS THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL! That's right PB Channel is the ultimate foreplay for a man, I GUESS. He says it's the best $15 a month he can imagine spending.

Thanks Mr. Urologist. The joy and pleasure you've brought to my life. Ugh. LOL. I love sex, but fuck me already!

So, I come down this morning and get the kids off to school. I sit down for the yummy coffee/Today show ritual. I click on my Tivo, because it's always tivo'd and what do I see. .....FWI it's the raunchiest show on PBTV.



I sure hope the kids didn't click on it instead of Curious George! HOLY CRAP! Ok, I'm laughing but seriously..LOL. I just don't think men have a clue, or maybe it's just mine. :)
xoxo
C

Couldn't you just eat him up?! He's just the sweetest little Mudge. That smile just brightens up any day. Happy Friday guys!
xoxo
C

Well...I've decided to be a good blogger these days. I'm enjoying it, again. So, I've decided that I'll just pic out my favorite clips of the day, if I've got nothing else. I love Gwen. Yep, I love lots of things. LOL. Click it and listen. LOVE IT LOVE IT.

Hmmmm and what else? Dr. Feel Good is helping me Feel Good. I'm sipping the yummiest cup of coffee right now, have read through all of my smut, and the tylenol is working on my massive headache!
TTFN!

Love Him!

I'm in love with him! Ok ok..he's gay and probably 20, but he's so funny and hot. LOL. He's addicting, yet educational. Hmmmm. Ok, I dare you to watch the below youtube video and not laugh and learn about jeans. Then I dare you not to have the urge to go to youtube and search all the Ask A Gay Man videos with him!

I did.

Off to Dr. Feel Good!
xoxo
C

Shots Fired, Life Lost...Horrific

If you succumb to the temptation of using violence in the struggle,
unborn generations will be the recipients of a long and desolate night of bitterness, and your chief legacy to the future will be an endless reign
of meaningless chaos.

Martin Luther King Jr.

LOVE THIS!

Remember Meredith Brooks? She sang Bitch. This song by Room Eleven is a cool jazz version. I have to say..I LOVE IT!

I am a Bitch, I'm a Lover, I'm a Child, I'm a Mother, I'm a Sinner. I'm a Saint.

....You wouldn't want me any other way.

Happy Monday. It's windy, rainy, and chilly here in the eastern/northern/south(best way to describe the local.)

Anyhoo...Love you guys.

Enjoy the song.

Looking Up...

I'm searchitng for a real camera. I've been a crazy lurker looking at some of my favorite blog buddies' Flickr sites, so I can find out cameras you guys are using.

Now here's the thing.

1. Do I get my sooooo wanted Mac before the camera?

2. I really want the Roxio software for my dvd camcorder. If I had my Mac I wouldn't need the Roxio. LOL. Hmmm.

3. I want (i know i want i want i want) the camera and need the Mac to do my stuff. Hmmmmm.

4. My hubby thought me taking "pictures" is a great way to enjoy "something free." I don't think he thought my free hobby would lead to so many upgrades..LOL.

Oh well...
There's Sun and I'm going to walk and enjoy it!

Sun Sun Hooray For Sun...

I'm so sick of the rain, wind, and yes snow. We had snow last weekend. I know it's nothing compared to you center country sitters..and northeastern dwellers. However, I'm sooooo done it's not even funny.

I see the sun cracking through. Yes, it's that gray out here.
I want blue! Blue sky!


My little swing is just waiting for me to sit, read and soak in the sun.


Yeah..life is hard for me..I know..LOL!
XOXO
C

I've entered the realm of "GEEKDOM"

How can I be "geeklike" well, let me tell you.



I want to learn to dance like Dancing With The Stars! I'd love to go to the local dance studio and take a class. I did plenty of dance and classes back in the "day." Now, though, I want to take this body that's given birth to 3, has some extra weight on it, boobies that are so horizontal anymore and just shake it! I can still shake it. I don't mean the jiggly fat shaking. I mean I can do it!

Does that qualify me for "Geekdom?" I think yes.


I almost bought the DVD on an infomercial that promised me a hot dancing bod using their moves. Yeah Yeah...I know what you're thinking. We don't all have makings for a dancer's bod. However, I want the moves more and I'll take what ever comes along with it. Hmmmm. Sounds sooooo fun!!!!!

Any takers? Come on...Embrace that inner dancer...You know you want to!

They're Back To School...!!!!!!!

Thank God! We did have a fabulous vacation. I had guests and kids here for almost 2 weeks. Wow! Fun filled times and tons kid time. :) Need I say more...lol.

It was fun. I feel rejuvinated. After the snow on Saturday it's finally sunny again. Much needed. So, after the kids got on the bus today (Tuesday...they went back today on Tuesday...totally clueless, but I'm sure they wanted the sugar high from Easter gone before the kids headed back to school..lol) I just waved bye, sipped coffee, and smiled.

So here's a little montage....

We went to vacation and....
The boy turned into the Red PowerRanger to do self portraits with the camera every single day.

At the aquarium the kids did some amazing posing between fighting for the dolphin seat.

The girly loved the fake submarine. It was probably because of her new clothes she talked me into...love the "baby doll top." Oh my.