I never thought I'd be a Taxi Driver. I mean, come on...English is my first language.
So here I was today back and forth between all the schools, doctor appts, and my one hour of alone time in between. I felt like a slave to the wheel. No wonder we women love anything with a drive-thru. I won't go to a pharmacy that doesn't have a drive-thru. I get to drive and drop of the kids and go through a pick up line. Love it. The only one that is a pain in the ass to pick up is The Boy. Anywhoo. I got to thinking.
Do you guys think our asses get bigger as we have more birthdays, because we sit on them driving back and forth so much?! Hmmmmm! I walk a ton, do my thing, but on days like today I feel like the ass is stuck to the seat in the stretchy position! What do you think? Any ideas?
Ok, now on to other things. Who else has PMS? I never ever keep track, but believe like the Red Tent does, we all have to be somewhere in the same time frame. I'm sure I'm in the hubby's PDA, but he's not here for me to ask .
I'm just full of questions today, huh? Well tonight is Alias night and I can't wait! Soooooo, I'm going to go over to Kristine's and find out what SPF is and get started early.
TTFN Friends,
Christie
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I definitaly feel like a taxi driver some days. Especially the days where I have to take daughter to school, then turn around and get groceries and pay bills, then turn around only to have hubby call and say "Hoooney....I forgot my lunch, will you pleeeease bring me something?" lol and I think my ass has started expanding the moment I started to drive and it isn't slowing down in the least!! lol
I love drive thrus too, because it's at that point I don't have to drag the boy out of the car for the millionth time and strap him in that stinking pain in the butt car seat!! I would give a BJ to whoever made up the credit card thingys at the gas pumps!! lol
All the walgreen's (huge chain pharmacies like CVS, Etc) have drive ups around here ;O) hehe
If only this country were walker oriented...
when you're not driving, you should stop over to The Dail and take part in Slacker Week!
I have to agree with Choppz, I ONLY go to gas stations now with either drive thru paying or CC slots... not dragging baby out to pay for gas...
I am not a Taxi yet for Miss Em but from what I hear from every Mother in the world I guess I a going to be... Hope she has money for gas when the time comes!! LOL
Oooooh Choppz! A BJ to the inventor of the gas pumps with cc slots! LOL...Oooooh!
Now, that's very giving of you.
CS...3 kids and all our crap make hoofing it miles upon miles a little hard.
Liza and Jewl...oh hunnies...don't get me wrong..it's not just the kids. I have my moments of lazy ass me too. :)It's just nice to be able to blame it on them. LOL
XOXO
I'm not a taxi driver yet, but I'm sure I will be soon enough. I do, however, sit at a desk all day, so I'm sure that gives me a flat, wide ass. Does that count?? lol.
Yes my sweet Bethy Girl! It does count! LOL!
Errrr.... i often wonder about that.
Except that seeing some women where I work, I now know that it's what you do after the day on the chair that decides on it's gonna look.
Still, I'm saying that while sitting at work... Time and pressure, is it getting wider? UGh. I have to make a photograph of it tonight and compare it in 10 years. LOL
A BJ to credit cards at gaz pumps! LMAO. I admit it's great though.
Anyways, taxi-ing is part of parent-ing, I guess.
Hang in there!
yes, I have PMS right now! hate it.
And I can't stand driving around. perhaps this is where Sophie has learned many of my choice words...
I have to deal with PMS every day, at work on a daily basis and a couple of times a month here at home as well... sigh...
at work, not a problem really... PMS is the Pantone Matching System (for spot colours in printing and not all that much trouble if applied correctly :P
at home, a different story as the hormones run riot (i've learned to duck by now... quack, quack...)
I totally believe in the sitting for long periods of time creates a wide flat ass theory! LMAO. Everyother weekend I make an 8 hour drive to NY and back to pick up the boy and only stop to refill, of course only at the cc accepting ones, then back in for the remainder of the ride...my ass is so sore after that and I swear it gets bigger everytime!....oh wait, maybe it's the drive thru Burger King on the way too? A girl's gotta eat! I have this theory that Burger king is so much healthier because I get a whopper jr. and it has lettuce and tomatoe...almost a salad right? LOL I hate drive thru fast sood lately!
Not PMS'ing...just got done, now it's baby dancin' time!
Sorry about the spelling...tomatos...is there and e? Ahhh, f' it! And fast food, not sood!
Ugh, I hate the fat ass syndrome!
I think my cycle coincides with yours. We always seem to PMS around the same time. Mine starts two weeks before the actual flow with the whole "ouch my boobs hurt" thing.
I hope your having a wonderful night!!!
Hugz~
Can you say cramps!
Well gosh, guess we're on the same schedule. Guess I should have known I was PMSing after breaking down in tears when my hub woke me up for sex Thursday night. Hm.
And I love the whole BJ internet award system there. Grand idea!
I got this book today... hee. Expect a thank you gift. If I weren't going to play cards tonight, I'd have it read tomorrow.
Lizzie..
XOXO
I just wanted wanted something sweet for you.
C
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