Cute Cute Cute

Only because I don't have much more than this today...
It's been crazy. I have to go to the doctor now for an ultrasound..the mother in law is coming..and well life is just happening. Smile friends.

Happy Thursday.

Pulling A Christie

I pulled a few Christie's this week.

First of all, I washed an entire load of laudry with a ball point pen in it. The washer isn't the bad part...it's the dreaded dryer! How many times will I miss a pen in my hubby's clothes?!!! He has this spot where he puts them in his cammies. Dumb Dumb Dumbass..LOL! Note to self: Always go through his clothes no matter how icky they might be mixed in with his workout smelly clothes!

Next...I was so excited to go to my boy's patriotic program. He was so excited! He's been singing me the songs and saying his lines. He had a little solo. Ok I get there and pull out the camera...I DIDN'T have the camcorder charged!!!!!!!! UGH! It was sickening. Totally sick. I did get a little on tape, but not his sweet solo. Ugh! Ok, there will be more programs. Dumbass, once again.

Finally...I just cranked up the air conditioner to get a nice cool breeze in the house! Heavenly!

So, friends go have a nice drink...kick back and think of the summer. This song totally takes me there.
xoxo
C

The trees are blooming.

My windchimes are clinking.

The sky is blue.

The grass is sprouting green.

My iPod is silver and glowing.

John Mayer is singing.

His voice blows me over.

It takes me away.

I need that right about now....

Monday Monday...

A few Monday thoughts...

1. I think I'm going to ULTA and get some bare Minerals. How many infomertials have I seen? Probaby as many as you, but now that spring is coming and my 30something skin is just changing, it's time for a change.

2. Blogger just seems to suck these days.

3. When was the last time you jumped on a trampoline? Let me tell you..HOLY CRAP! Talk about a workout. It's fun, too. Once again..Holy Crap. Ok Ok..then I had to get off because the kids didn't want the mommy out there with their friends.

4. Finally...Britney Spears. Poor Girl. She's clearly had a psychotic break, maybe postpartum and that will lead to self medicating. Can you imagine if you had cameras following your every single move and clicking you from every single bad angle known to man or woman. I just say...let her recover in peace. Soooo Sad. It's worse that mental illness has such a stigma. That's a whole other story for another day. Sigh...

5. Finally...I have brought out my flip flops! It was 70 yesterday!!!!! It's gorgeous today too. I might go sit on my swing, look at the water, and read maybe read a little out there. Yummy or what?

That's all I've got.

XOXO
C

"You're Too Old For John Mayer!" WTF?

Here's a conversation I had with the hubby over the weekend.

Me: Hunny John Mayer is coming in concert in July!

Daughter 1: Oh mommy he neeeeed to go.

Me: Hmmm, hunny that's what you could give me for my birthday. Tickets to John Mayer.

Hubby: Yeah Right. Aren't you a little old for John Mayer?


WTF?! I know he was half kidding, but it was half kidding! He half mean't it!!! Ok, so what would be an ok, "Mommy/Wife/36 year-old" worthy concert?!

Oh I know...Hootie would be fine. I'm already laughed at by my kids and sisters for loving them. Hmmm...oh and any of his crap hard stuff..i'm sure.

He just made the next birthday just a little more exciting...sigh.

LOL...oh but just for the record I'm not too old to try all the positional/toy stuff that he comes up with. LOL..!!!!! Yep..you know what I'm talking about.

That's my aging topic for the day.

Oh and yes...I'm SOOOOOOOO going to see John Mayer!

Boobies...

Do your boobies point lower than you thought?

I knew they were lower, but on put on a real lifter of a bra and realized they were up where they used to be. When did that happen? I swear to you they were less saggy than this.

I actually contemplated a lift! Never did I think that would happen. What happened to aging gracefully? Shit...I don't know. It's the curse of big boobies..LOL!

Hmmmm I'd take a B cup way before a D cup if the choice were mine. Hmmmm well then again it wasn't my choice. I'm stuck with the Ds. LOL.

Well if that's the only thing I have to worry about today...then I guess life is good.

3D Boobies....

Yes my friends, this is the boy. Oh what's he doing? Hmmmm? Can you guess?

He's reading (uuummmm concentrating and gazing) the hot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine. Yep. He is.

All they had to do was stick some pages of 3D and some glasses and he was all over it. He found it (hubby's copy) and couldn't put it down.

Ready for this one? He slept with it!!!!!! Holy Crap! So between him looking at the "hot girls" and trying to grab the 3D pictures (which seem to be focused on the boobies of the models..) he thoroughly seemed to get the money's worth out of the magazine.

Sigh...

Back From The Dead!

My friends I'm back from the dead. I had the most horrendous flu/upper respitory infection. Holy Crap! It's been horrible. I hope none of you..especially the Mommies with little ones...even get a touch of this.

It started a few weeks ago with a tingle in the throat, then moved to horrible throat pain with this crackly cough, and finally to me knocked on my ass in bed. Then when I thought I was better...boom...knocked out again.

The Zithromax worked at first, but then it was back. Sooooooo....I have posted what has been my saving graces.

You'll notice the Zicam. It's not the zicam with just zinc. This stuff comes on a spoon in a hunny consistency and you stir it into a drink. OMG! It totally works. I wish I had this crap 2 weeks ago. It comes in day and night formula. I finally slept a few night ago for the first time in weeks, without coughing up my lungs.

Next, you'll notice the Germ X. Yep...I might buy stock in this company. Use it and use a ton of it. Enough Said and self explanatory.

Finally Jack. When all else fails and the coughing won't stop and you need a break. When you want some sleep and a little relaxing from all the shit going on a round you...just pour some and take it straight. Yep...it warms the throat and the soul...:)

Oh and let's not forget the TRAMPOLINE! My kids have lived out there. Thank God for that! It offers of this mommy plenty of non kid arguing time. VERY VERY NICE.

XOXO
Christie